Darned Crossroads!

Yup! I'm at a crossroad right now. Darn it! But why can't it be a straight road where I don't have to muddle my head with decision-making! (I know some of you are going "Duh, what's life without crossroads". Well, I think God should, ya know, consider that some of us just have decision-making prolems (notice, I didn't say indecisive).

It's such a difficult decision to make! I mean, how do you choose between a donut and a bagel? One minute the donut seems like a really good offer and the next, you think the bagel may be a better bargain! So what do you do! *Sigh*... Err, the donut and bagel... it's metaphorically speaking, of course! Hehehe!

Anyways, what comes to mind next is Robert Frost's:

"Two roads diverged into wood, and I took the one less travelled by and that made all the difference."

Yeah, I tried applying that theory and... well, the road less travelled sounded ideallic... until the thought that I might be crossing paths with hungry beasts and getting attacked, chewed, swallowed and then my bones being spat out... doesn't reeaallly catch my fancy. But still, I guess it's worth giving a try, and then again... *sigh*

By now, you should know... I'm not a risk taker... much prefer playing it safe! But where's the fun in that? Oh God... I'm in a muddle! Darned crossroads! Why CAN'T it be straight! *Sigh*... The fault lies with me... I must have taken a wrong turning somewhere along the line... and there's no u-turn. Darned crossroads!

God, if you're listening... it would be a reeaallly a BIG help if you put up sign boards that says, "This is the right road"... "Don't take that road" or some sign to tell me if I'm on the right track.