One of the best types of humour is the double entendre. So enjoy!
Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," says Dolly.
"It's true! No bull!" exclaims Daisy.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything".
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
An invisible man marries an invisible women. Their children were nothing to look at either.
A dyslexic walks into a bra...
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, "Dam!"
And finally...
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
1 comment:
I was expecting more adult innuendos but this reeks of you anyways... :D
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