Cheating consequence!

I keep a collection of jokes and other interesting written materials that I've come across over the years from various sources; books, magazines, the net and others. The collection of jokes ranges from randy jokes to sarcastic humour to plain cheekiness. Well, here's one:

A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist that she needs cyanide.

The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband.

The pharmacist's eyes got big, and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! NO! Absolutely not-- NO, you can NOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a *prescription* ..."


.......grin-grin.......